Women of Reddit Are Sharing Their Grossest, Most Sexist 'Flirting' Stories

 
Boy, bye. 

Boy, bye. 

Reddit users are revealing the most messed up pick up lines they've ever heard, and it’s unsettlingly relatable.

Recently, a Reddit user asked the women of Reddit “What was the worst thing a man has ever told you in an attempt to hit on/flirt with you?” Unsurprisingly, the question got hundreds of responses.

Some are super gross, some are hilariously lame, and others are just plain old frightening. Two things are for sure, though: Females everywhere have to deal with a ton of unwanted attention from creeps, and it starts way before we reach adulthood. Terrifying, and unacceptable. Yet here we are, in 2017.

Here are just a few of the grossest, weirdest, and rudest pick up lines female Reddit users have heard. Sound familiar? 

“A guy told me he was done going out with attractive women and now just wanted to date someone nice instead. Thanks buddy.” — @thegirlwholikescats

“Once when I was very visibly pregnant a man commented on how nice my ass looked, and asked for my number. I told him I was married. He said what a lucky guy my husband was, THEN he pointed to my stomach and said that could have been mine. It was the creepiest thing. Not to mention I was walking with my four and six year old daughters at the time.” — @missa1019

“‘I’ve never fucked a redhead before.’ Said by a guy who did not fuck me.” — @CarWashRedhead

“A guy I had just met 10 minutes earlier told me, ‘you have a great face, I'd really love to cum all over it.’ No thanks, bye!” — @turtugastation

“I had a guy tell me ‘you were a lot more interesting before you started talking’ and then continue to flirt with me. I don't know if that was an attempt at negging or what.” — @FigHewton

“I had a guy at a bar notice I was Italian, and then proceed to tell me how great Mussolini was before asking me how I would feel about a ‘naked 30 year man lying on top of me for 30 seconds.’ I think it was supposed to be a pick up line.” — @natroberts14

“When I was on holiday a man was hitting on me and told me he could sense that my plane I was getting home the next day would crash, and I should stay there with him. I was 14 and he was in his 30/40s.” — @Elcyis

“I've had two different guys tell me they were going to commit suicide if I didn't have sex with them.” — @Hurray_for_Candy

“He wrote a love letter/poem to me that included the phrase ‘Let thy juices secrete.’” — @martianeagle

“You know, I can't decide who you look more like: A blow up Japanese sex doll or a sexy version of Sid from Ice Age.” — @devhamrick

“Had a guy tell me he wished he would have met me when I was younger, so he could get me pregnant and have multiple children with me because I was so hot. I was 17 at the time and he was 55.” — @EpseonLeafeonn77

“We met on Tinder. Our first date, he picks me up in his car and as he's pulling out of the lot, makes a joke about raping and murdering me.” — @diziwizona

“I was working the bar with a friend of mine a few years back. This older guy walked up to her and in front of everyone told her that he ‘wants to murder her vagina.’ Yikes.” — @thetowncrier

“I love how athletic you are, you have a really nice body, but you would look much better with implants. WTF, man?” — @suchagoodgirl86

“Honestly, for a Black chick you're pretty hot. Are you sure you aren't mixed?” — @fwmyself

“I was at strip club when an incredibly drunk older guy walked up to me, assured me that I could crack a walnut with my ass cheeks, and then proceeded to ask me for a private dance. I told him I had a nut allergy.” — @SchrubSchrubSchrub

“Damn, girl. You shit with that ass?!” — @christian_bales_mole

Words: Elizabeth Enochs