"I enjoy life when things are happening. I don't care if it's good things or bad things. That means you're alive. Things are happening."
"I succeeded by saying what everyone else is thinking."
"I have become my own version of an optimist. If I can't make it through one door, I'll go through another door — or I'll make a door. Something terrific will come no matter how dark the present."
"I believe in telling it like it is. I’ve always been a no-holds barred type of person. I let it all hang out. I’m in bed eating Cheetos. How’s that for telling it all? Who else would admit that over the phone?"
"Yesterday is history. Tomorrow is a mystery. Today is God's gift. That's why we call it the present."
Rest in Peace, Joan Rivers